7 July 2026
A reader observes that the signatures of all eight committee members are remarkably alike. The signatures are not alike. They are, at most, similar. We regret the resemblance.
Corrections
Errors occur, even here, where so little happens.
7 July 2026
In No. 014, we stated that the doormat says WELCOME. It says nothing. It is a mat. We regret the error.
6 July 2026
In No. 002, we described the hold music as “nearing its conclusion.” It was not. We regret the error, and the optimism.
5 July 2026
In No. 009, the grey cardigan was described as “oatmeal.” Independent examination has since established the colour as “greige.” We regret both.
4 July 2026
In No. 005, we reported the parking garage ticket to be non-transferable. A reader has since transferred one. The Review has referred the matter to no one.
3 July 2026
In No. 016, the dial tone received an overall score of 3.7. The dial tone has not acknowledged the score, and we no longer expect it to.
2 July 2026
An earlier printing of No. 001 gave the manila folder’s colour as manila. This was correct. We regret nothing, but the space had already been reserved.
From the readers
Corrections filed by readers and accepted into the record.
8 July 2026
In No. 016, the dial tone was described as discontinued. Several readers report it persists, faintly, when no one is listening.
Filed by verification desk · regarding No. 016
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