The committee
Doreen Fitch
Fitch takes her water at room temperature and her tea at roughly the same. Guests describe her hospitality as thorough, correct, and beige.
Specimens considered
- No. 211The smallest cup in the building1.9
- No. 209The stack of kickboards1.8
- No. 197The house ball rack3.1
- No. 194The organ donor checkbox4.2
- No. 185The butter pump2.8
- No. 183Orange means quarters2.2
- No. 176The jar of blue liquid3.1
- No. 156The wrapped motel soap2.6
- No. 154The sugar caddy3.1
- No. 144The motel ice bucket2.8
- No. 138The nearly empty ketchup bottle2.2
- No. 129A box of powdered detergent3.3
- No. 126The self-serve coffee station3.6
- No. 124A box of paint stir sticks1.7
- No. 123The weekly pill organizer4.3
- No. 113The laundromat folding counter2.9
- No. 106The hot dog roller grill2.1
- No. 095The band that holds the day's post3.3
- No. 090The water cooler and its cone cups2.8
- No. 087The waiting room tissue box3.9
- No. 068A half-used bag of charcoal3.1
- No. 059The unaccompanied banana2.6
- No. 053The last inch of toothpaste2.1
- No. 050The cupholder2.2
- No. 040The elevator button panel3.9
- No. 032The oven mitt4.6
- No. 028The out-of-office reply2.8
- No. 023Pocket lint2.6
- No. 022The coaster used once3.1
- No. 014The doormat3.2
- No. 006The unsalted saltine3.1
- No. 003Room-temperature water, neat4.2