The Boring Review

Personal effects · No. 015 · 7 July 2026

The single brown shoelace, considered

Half of a pair, alone, it becomes less a tool and more a small tragedy of drawer contents.

Plate 015 · A single brown shoelace

Its partner is gone, snapped, lost, replaced, and the surviving lace remains coiled in a drawer or junk box, kept for reasons no one can quite articulate. Waxed at the tips or frayed depending on its history, it is too short a length to be useful for anything but the vaguest of household lashings: a bundle of cords, a garden stake, a temporary zipper pull in an emergency.

Brown, specifically, suggests it once belonged to a dress shoe or boot rather than a sneaker, adding a faint air of formality to its abandonment. It cannot be thrown away, exactly, because throwing away a shoelace feels disproportionately final for an object that cost perhaps forty cents. So it stays, loosely coiled, outliving the shoes it once laced, waiting for a second life it will almost certainly never get.

Arthur Pell

Findings

Usefulness alone
Sentimental drag
Disposal difficulty
Overall2.4
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