The committee
Marion Vale
Vale has used the same brand of pencil since 1994 and considers this the only biographical fact worth printing. Her feelings, when they occur, are filed under miscellaneous.
Specimens considered
- No. 208The oil pattern4.2
- No. 202The shrouded padlock4.5
- No. 190The license photo4.6
- No. 184The paper neck strip2.0
- No. 181A tub of popcorn4.5
- No. 175The open vault door3.1
- No. 161The diving board3.5
- No. 159Paused at page one-forty4.3
- No. 148The motel key fob3.6
- No. 141The smallest key in circulation2.2
- No. 139The card catalog4.6
- No. 121The lost-and-found basket4.2
- No. 108A bin of loose bolts3.2
- No. 107The childproof cap2.1
- No. 100The dish of hard candy4.0
- No. 099The three-hole punch4.0
- No. 085The airplane seat pocket2.1
- No. 082The hanging file folder tab2.8
- No. 074The unbent paperclip3.5
- No. 071The pegboard and its hammer-shaped absence3.6
- No. 069The loyalty card fob3.6
- No. 051The garden gnome3.7
- No. 046The glove compartment3.8
- No. 045The medicine cabinet mirror3.8
- No. 043The envelope window4.6
- No. 035Wick, unstruck2.0
- No. 031The conference lanyard2.1
- No. 019The hallway nightlight4.3
- No. 012The office stapler3.3
- No. 004The junk drawer, considered3.8
- No. 001The manila folder, opened4.6